Things that Drive Me Nutz!!!

You call someone. It goes to voicemail. You leave a concise but detailed voicemail so that when that person calls you back, in this case one of my supervisors, they can already know what you need and hopefully be prepared with the applicable fucking answer. You receive a call later from said person who says they are returning your call followed by silence. You ask, knowing already, if they got your voicemail. They reply that they saw a voicemail but didn't listen. You sigh and re-ask the question, all the while pondering how humanity ever managed to rise to any kind of dominance in the animal kingdom when logic and reason seem as distant from their natural behavior as oogling boobs is from any guy on the show Project Runway which my wife watches and I can't seem to escape.

Moral of this story: listen to your damned voicemails before calling people back or just ask for an intelligence challenged phone without it.

Hint: it's probably over in the section of the phone store where there seems to be a gathering of idiots drooling over the counter, the phones, themselves, and others.

I've said my peace. [deep breath]

Be swell...

From Russia (by which I mean phone) with Love

Ok, so I'm going to try to post more often by using the mobile option. Since my best thoughts usually come to me far from a computer this prevents the great ideas born while sitting on the toilet from being flushed away as well. This is a test post.

Be swell...

Titles? Why did I start using titles?

A little bit about me: I'm very much an OCD personality. I manage it well in my day to day interactions and will probably talk later about How to Parrot Human Behavior for Antisocial Dummies another time. For the moment what that means is that, when entering posts it asks for a title, and on my first post I used that option. Now, if I have titles on some post and not others... OCD make brain explode!!!

Yes, it's true. So now I'm compelled to think up titles every time I post something. It's entirely likely that they will have nothing to do with the post and possibly reveal, to the trained professional, signs of deep seeded mental instability and potential tendencies toward activities best not mentioned in polite company.

IF YOU ARE A MENTAL HEALTH PROFESSIONAL: Please ignore all titles to posts. Thank you for your cooperation my continued madness.

Everyone else, be swell!

Da First

Just a post to get things started. It's 12:30 in the morning and I am off to bed in a bit. This is a test. This is only a test. If this had been an actual post instructions for how to flee from it with arms flailing wildly would have followed. We now return to reruns of a show we time compressed, title sequence overlayed with previous show's end credits, and had damned annoying ads along the bottom of the screen... yeah, enjoy that.